Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Lunch boxes

I recently mastered my kids' lunch boxes. I realized I just had to shop more. I failed nappy change on a teddy bear at an ACE (Adult Education) course, after having two girls in two years. But I'm competent at the lunchbox. I can't say it after this vodka...Vodka Mom, where the hell are you?

My girls are in grade 1 and grade...oh hell, I don't know, they're just gone all day...

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  1. I"m here honey! I just returned from a night in the wilderness. NO INDOOR PLUMBING, NO INTERNET, NO PHONE SERVICE but plenty of vodka.


    thank the Lord.

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  2. I'm here too honey! I am in the what Byron calls "wildnerness" (or rain forest, take your pick). Luxury bathroom, wifi, golf buggies that deliver anything you phone for, and plenty of ORGANIC vodka :))))

    thank the Lord.
    xoxo

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  3. Oh, oh! I'm here too! Braja sent me, and after looking at your big photo, I'm thirsty. Can I have one o' those suckers?

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  4. HAHA! I don't even know what grade, they are just gone all day! HAHA! That is funny!!!!

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  5. Braja sent me. I hear ya on the "just gone all day" thing. It's like they've traveled to some alternate universe and everything is calm. Then they teleport back in, and we're back to our regularly scheduled chaos...

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  6. Braja sent a lot of us over here! I think this is going to be a fun adventure for all of us.

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  7. Oh, yes, I tagged along as well. I am roaring with laughter at your profile. It just strikes me as being downright humorous.

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  8. The grade doesn't matter. What matters is that you do get some time alone.

    Remind me to tell you about the wonders of Benedryl and/or Nyquil.

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